The Simpsons/Patty

Patty Bouvier is one of Marge's two cynical chain-smoking sisters, who works at the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) and has a strong dislike for Homer.

Despite being identical twins, Patty and Selma Bouvier have very different track records when it comes to finding dates. Patty once had a brief fling with Seymour Skinner, while Selma has been married three times.

According to Marge, Patty chose a life of celibacy, while Selma had celibacy thrust upon her.