BadJokesAndOtherDeletedNonsense

We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is!

[I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the encyclopedia some lively color. But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page. ;-) -- BryceHarrington ]

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From PolanD:

From an Englishman's diary:

• Monday: I went drinking with the PoleS
• Tuesday: I think I'm going to die
• Wednesday: I went drinking with the PoleS again
• Thursday: Why the hell didn't I die on Tuesday...

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From PatentNonsense:

Q. SO, you are really looking for Chaos on a webpage, right?

A. Er...no, we'd like to avoid it.

Q. K, how is that going to happen without a policeman?

A. Go figure!

[Of all the text to end up being hauled into this detention centre... :)]

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order arising out of chaos...

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From WhatIsaWiki:

This is crazy! A tremendous Fear and Loathing of wikis is present...

Blah...

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Er, what's crazy? To whom are these Kierkegaardian sentiments present?

It was a dark and stormy night and the captain said "tell us a story" ...

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Hmmm - it's REALLY possible to edit ALL of EVERY page? Seems a recipe for diaster to me! One destructive moron and the whole Wiki becomes mush.

Maybe I'm just cynical. :-)

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Wow, This is kinda wierd

    -- Drachs

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Investigation of the Wiki concept...

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From IdiosyncratiC:

My dad knew him.

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From HareKrishna:

(For more on little-known religions' positions on sex, see BokoNonism.)

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Oh Wiki, you're so fine!...

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From EnglishLanguage:

A quick guide for those living in the UnitedStates - Colour is spelt with a 'u', Aluminium has 5 syllables, and Encyclopaedia does indeed have an 'a' in it. In addition, Sulphur is not spelt with a 'f', foetus has an 'o', and 'organisation' is indeed spelt with an 's', as are many other words you spell with a 'z' (which is incidentally a 'zed', not a 'zee'), and it's "spelt," not "spelled."

And if you can't use apostrophes correctly, *learn*. It's not hard. Plurals don't need them, normal possessives do, contractions do, 'its' as a posessive doesn't. Thank you.

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From SnowBoarding:

This snowboarding page is dedicated to all the hot snowbunnies!! (ha,ha)

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From AustriA: Austrians are known as the best lovers worldwide.