We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is!
[I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the
encyclopedia some lively color. But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia
of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page. ;-) --
BryceHarrington ]
From
PolanD:
- From an Englishman's diary:
- Monday: I went drinking with the PoleS
- Tuesday: I think I'm going to die
- Wednesday: I went drinking with the PoleS again
- Thursday: Why the hell didn't I die on Tuesday...
From
PatentNonsense:
Q. SO, you are really looking for Chaos on a webpage, right?
A. Er...no, we'd like to avoid it.
Q. K, how is that going to happen without a policeman?
A. Go figure!
[Of all the text to end up being hauled into this detention centre... :)]
order arising out of chaos...
From
WhatIsaWiki:
This is crazy! A tremendous Fear and Loathing of wikis is present...
Blah...
Er, what's crazy? To whom are these Kierkegaardian sentiments present?
It was a dark and stormy night and the captain said "tell us a story" ...
Hmmm - it's REALLY possible to edit ALL of EVERY page? Seems a recipe for diaster to me! One destructive moron and the whole Wiki becomes mush.
Maybe I'm just cynical. :-)
Wow, This is kinda wierd
-- Drachs
Investigation of the Wiki concept...
From
IdiosyncratiC:
My dad knew him.
From
HareKrishna:
(For more on little-known religions' positions on sex, see
BokoNonism.)
Oh Wiki, you're so fine!...
From
EnglishLanguage:
A quick guide for those living in the
UnitedStates - Colour is spelt with a 'u', Aluminium has 5 syllables, and Encyclopaedia does indeed have an 'a' in it. In addition, Sulphur is not spelt with a 'f', foetus has an 'o', and 'organisation' is indeed spelt with an 's', as are many other words you spell with a 'z' (which is incidentally a 'zed', not a 'zee'), and it's "spelt," not "spelled."
And if you can't use apostrophes correctly, *learn*. It's not hard. Plurals don't need them, normal possessives do, contractions do, 'its' as a posessive doesn't. Thank you.
says who? Can't languages evolve? I don't see you spelling like Shakespeare...
From
SnowBoarding:
This snowboarding page is dedicated to all the hot snowbunnies!! (ha,ha)
From
AustriA:
Austrians are known as the best lovers worldwide.
Ha ha ha! You mean that's not an objective fact?! :-)
Ever been to AustriA?? Then you'll know what I mean;-)
From
WikiWatcher:
(for the time beeing, the previous definition would be best applied to MiracleDoer
?)...
From
ActorS:
Q: How do you make a little box?
A: With little boards. ;-)
What do you mean by 'little box'?
From
TheRecorder:
I played the Recorder when i was in 6th grade
-Zed
From
LoGic:
The ultimate goal of logic is to show nothing can be proved.
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