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Revision 8 . . (edit) October 17, 2001 2:12 am by ManningBartlett
Revision 7 . . (edit) October 16, 2001 5:22 am by (logged).197.2.xxx
Revision 3 . . October 16, 2001 4:01 am by (logged).192.137.xxx [added explanation for people who have trouble with puns]
  

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Changed: 3c3
The standard format has five lines: the knock-knock (indicating a door has been struck to gain attention), an enquiry ("Who's there"), a response, usually involving a name (to set up the pun), a clarification and the punch line which inevitably involves a punnish misusage of the word set up during the response.
The standard format has five lines: the knock-knock (indicating a door has been struck to gain attention), an enquiry ("Who's there"), a response, usually involving a name (to set up the pun), a request for clarification and the punch line, which inevitably involves a punnish misusage of the word set up during the response.

Changed: 7,19c7,23
Knock knock
Who's there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet printh
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)

Knock knock
Who's there?
José
José who?
José can you see by the dawn's early light?
(Oh say, can you see by the dawn's early light? -- from US's national anthem.)

Knock knock

Who's there?

Keith

Keith who?

Keith me, my thweet printh

(Kiss me, my sweet prince)



Knock knock

Who's there?

José

José who?

José can you see by the dawn's early light?

(Oh say, can you see by the dawn's early light? -- from US's national anthem.)


Changed: 23,28c27,35
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door?
(Ain't you going to open the door?)

Knock knock

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to open the door?

(Aren't you going to open the door?)



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