Survivor III

Survivor Africa is the third installment of the popular Survivor television program in the United States.

Contestants include:

[Diane Ogder]? -- Textbook example of how *not* to play the game. Future hopefuls should study her every move and do every single thing differently. Voted out in first week

[Jessie Comacho]? -- She had stomach problems that weakened her to the point where she was a detriment to her tribe's chances of winning challenges so she was dropped like dead wood. Voted out in second week

[Brandon Quinton]? the gay one, he was voted out last week.

[Carl Bilancione]? the dentist. he bragged about owning a Porsche and was voted out the following day.

[Clarence Black]? He stole a can of beans while the tribe was getting water, and was never fully forgiven. he was voted off a few weeks ago.

[Ethan Zohn]? The pro soccer player, the one with the hair like Medusa.

[Franklin Garrison]? the ex-military anti-social nutcase. He brought deer antlers as his 'luxury item' and he bangs them against a pole to get 'up' for challenges. Nobody likes him.

[Kelly Goldsmith]? Every second of Kelly screen time was spent bitching about the other contestants. She must have bitched too much 'cause she's gone.

[Lindsey Richter]? The weakest link. She got sick a few times, couldn't pull her weight, voted off pretty early on.

[Kimberly Powers]? She's a cutie. Should go far.

[Lex vander Berghe]? His body is covered in tattoos and his ears are full of rings and studs. A circus freak to look at, but he's one of the smarter contestants.

[Kim Larsen Johnson]? Who?

[Silas Gaither]? Tried to take control early on and the whole thing blew up in his face. Poor strategy, expected result.

[Teresa Cooper]? Black woman who played the "Mother Africa blesses you" schtick until even Jeff wanted to kick her the hell off the continent.

[Tom Buchanan]? Pig Farmer Tom. Accused of being racist when he went off on Clarence for eating the beans, but he's proven since that he's just a good honest hard working man. Maybe the only contestant worthy of being considered a role model.