Naked and Petrified

Naked and Petrified was the anonymous name of a tenacious and successful Internet troll on Slashdot. Their method was to invariably link whatever topic was being discussed to the idea of a "naked and petrified" stone statue whom they were supposedly sexually attracted to. Actress [Natalie Portman]?, the main female star of [The Phantom Menace]?, was a common target of this supposed affection.

The efforts of the troll were minimised when Slashdot instituted a screening method for posters.