Diablo

Satan is evil, and Blizzard is just his evil tool to reconquer Earth as predicted in Revelation. Fear ye, all who play this accursed game! Woe to those who take their joy in brandishing duel scimitars and hacking maniacal imps and devouring the skins of goats and feasting upon the blood of virgins pure! Zion shall come, Babylon shall fall, and with it, the reign of wicked Blizzard. Satan is evil, do you really want to be evil and live forever in hell with Satan while he laughs at your obesity or lack thereof and proceeds to devour your flesh