Naked and Petrified/Talk

I would just like to point out that when i first wrote this article, it got erased or something by some crusty old throckmorton.

and i would also like to point out, that if this were slashdot, some dumbass moderator would have made my post -5 billion, but since this is "the peoples democratic republic of the united artciesl of wikipedia", some brave soul brought it back to life, where it should be, a prime and wonderful exacmple of an internet troll, and a wonderfully written brilliant insightful and funny article by an extremely humble and non-attention seeking wikipedia user.