PolanD

Poland is a country in central Europe that lies between GermanY and RussiA?.

Population: ca. 40m.

Capital: Warsaw (Warszawa), pop. ca. 2m.

From an Englishman's diary:

• Monday: I went drinking with the PoleS
• Tuesday: I think I'm going to die
• Wednesday: I went drinking with the PoleS again
• Thursday: Why the hell didn't I die on Tuesday...