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Revision 94 . . (edit) December 20, 2001 9:45 pm by Stephen Gilbert [a little copyediting]
Revision 93 . . (edit) December 20, 2001 9:31 pm by Stephen Gilbert [link fix]
Revision 92 . . December 20, 2001 9:30 pm by Stephen Gilbert [added U2 paragraph]
Revision 91 . . December 19, 2001 8:28 am by Stephen Gilbert [Three laws of Al Gore]
Revision 90 . . (edit) December 17, 2001 6:23 pm by The Cunctator [*Dont ask, dont tell]
Revision 89 . . December 17, 2001 6:22 pm by The Cunctator [*Dont ask, dont tell]
Revision 88 . . December 17, 2001 6:17 pm by The Cunctator [*2Pac]
Revision 87 . . December 17, 2001 7:25 am by The Cunctator [*Eep!]
Revision 86 . . December 5, 2001 5:15 am by The Anome [moved humor here from CPGM]
Revision 85 . . (edit) December 2, 2001 9:41 am by ManningBartlett
Revision 84 . . December 1, 2001 2:43 am by Lee Daniel Crocker
Revision 83 . . December 1, 2001 2:19 am by Magnus Manske [telekinesis joke]
Revision 82 . . December 1, 2001 12:55 am by Ed Poor
Revision 81 . . November 30, 2001 7:50 am by The ansible [Added AlGoreism]
Revision 80 . . (edit) November 28, 2001 4:05 pm by ManningBartlett
Revision 79 . . (edit) November 26, 2001 6:56 pm by ManningBartlett
Revision 78 . . (edit) November 26, 2001 6:53 pm by ManningBartlett [the answer to the big red rock eater riddle]
Revision 77 . . (edit) November 26, 2001 6:51 pm by ManningBartlett [the answer to the big red rock eater riddle]
Revision 76 . . November 26, 2001 4:07 pm by Sjc
Revision 75 . . November 21, 2001 6:17 pm by Gareth Owen [JohnnyCash]
  

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From Poland:
From Poland:


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From PatentNonsense:
From PatentNonsense:

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From WhatIsaWiki:
From WhatIsaWiki:''

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From HareKrishna:
From HareKrishna:''


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From Actors:
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From The Recorder:
From The Recorder:

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From <nowiki>LoGic<nowiki>:
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From POP3:
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''from numerical analysis '[Finite elements]? is a more powerful approach to numerical differential equations than [finite difference]?, but mathematicians prefer the latter because the theorems are easier to prove. Shame on them.
''From numerical analysis:

[Finite elements]? is a more powerful approach to numerical differential equations than [finite difference]?, but mathematicians prefer the latter because the theorems are easier to prove. Shame on them.

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From Newtons Laws of Motion:
Newton's Fourth Law: "Don't sit under ripe apple trees"
From Newtons Laws of Motion:

Newton's Fourth Law: "Don't sit under ripe apple trees"

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[jokes and other deleted nonsense]?
Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense

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From volvox
From volvox:

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Hitler is not dead. The Germans cloned him just before he"died". Hitler and the new world order are behind this. Also, There are some new additions to the New World Order. These new additions are Mousillini, Stalin, Feidel Castro, Atillia the Hun, Genghis Kahn, and Sadam Husein. --Note- Atillia and Genghis Khan are the decendants of the original people-- they hijacked the planes that hit the world trade center and the Pentagon.
Hitler is not dead. The Germans cloned him just before he "died". Hitler and the new world order are behind this. Also, There are some new additions to the New World Order. These new additions are Mousillini, Stalin, Feidel Castro, Atillia the Hun, Genghis Kahn, and Sadam Husein. --Note- Atillia and Genghis Khan are the decendants of the original people-- they hijacked the planes that hit the world trade center and the Pentagon.

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Even more common than dump taking is fart?ing,
Even more common than dump taking is farting,

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From [Lary Sanger/The art of Wikipedia weeding]?
From [Lary Sanger/The art of Wikipedia weeding]?:

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Weeding was generally thought to be the first indication that Wikipedia would lose its free form nature and become
moderated? by a small knit circle of fascist?s willing to impose their own intellectual aesthetic on others, much like Slashdot. Although this increased the consistency of the site and decreased the number of punctuation and spelling errors, a small and militant minority noticed the decrease in the intellectual diversity of the entries, and went on to form it's own splinter group, Shittipedia.
Weeding was generally thought to be the first indication that Wikipedia would lose its free form nature and become moderated? by a small knit circle of fascist?s willing to impose their own intellectual aesthetic on others, much like Slashdot. Although this increased the consistency of the site and decreased the number of punctuation and spelling errors, a small and militant minority noticed the decrease in the intellectual diversity of the entries, and went on to form it's own splinter group, Shittipedia.

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--the naked net crusader (ed: otherwise known as the much-loved and missed Sammy the Snake)
--the naked net crusader (ed: otherwise known as the much-loved and missed [Sammy Snake]?) (another ed: I would say "the sort of loved and "missed despite our better judgement [Sammy Snake]?)

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From History of computing
From History of computing:

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From Wiki Canonization
From Wiki Canonization:

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With respect to Wikipedia contains spoilers

Psycho: He's mother. The Crying Game: She's a he. Fight Club: He's beating himself up. The Sixth Sense: He's been dead the whole time.
With respect to Wikipedia contains spoilers:

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Psycho: He's mother.

The Crying Game: She's a he.

Fight Club: He's beating himself up.

The Sixth Sense: He's been dead the whole time.

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From Muslim Language
From Muslim Language:

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From optical isomerism
From optical isomerism:

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From Diabelli:

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From 831:

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From Adolf Hitler/Talk:
From Adolf Hitler/Talk:

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From the (since deleted) article entitled "Veggie"

"A freakin' vegetable. Learn English."
From the (since deleted) article entitled "Veggie":

A freakin' vegetable. Learn English.

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From Bird
From Bird:

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From Telekinesis
From Telekinesis:

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From [The Three Laws of Al Gore]?:
From Three Laws Of Al Gore:

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From U2:

Pretentious and utterly tedious, the band has re-recorded their first hit single "Gloria gloria over and over again" many thousands of times with different titles and a new chord here and there, thus acquiring an enormous and enormously dim fanbase. They are politically wanky in human rights causes.

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