Wasting time

There are many ways to waste time. The best way to waste time, though, is to write stuff into the Wikipedia.

Another way to waste time is to find out where your favorite Wikipedia page is showing up in [Google] results. E.g., at present writing, [History of Levant], it turns out, is #2! Probability and Statistics turns up on [page 6]; ethical egoism on [page 1]; etc.

Another way to waste time is to find cool searches on Google, such as these:

[Don't you have something better to do with your time]

[We are Siamese, if you don't please]

[Give me a break]

[Give me a friggin break]

[Give me a flippin break]

[the best Irish fiddler]

[the best Jazz saxophonist]

[the greatest classical composer]

[cuss words of academe]

[yak milk]

[funny searches]

[I can hardly contain myself]

[I can barely contain myself]

[I can scarcely contain myself]

[goes to eleven]

[get revenge on spammers]

[doesn't suck]

[the lonliest person in the world]

[thou shall not use archaic pronouns]